Beginning Of An End

Salam to muslim…Mahalo to non-muslim…as we entered December, the Christian will celebrate christmas..There some new i found about Christmas and North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) and Santa..hehe…NORAD have been doing this every year…no wonder that’s why they didn’t manage tracked the three hijacked airplane dude..[chuckles]..

Is there any evidence that Santa was caught in the action when sending the gift through the chimney?!..Is there any other works for NORAD rather than tracking Santa?..No offense, but i am not making fun of Christian believers…I am talking about NORAD..why they need to do this?is there any relevance?..As far as i know Christmas is about the birth of Jesus or Isa(Islam prophet)..How the hell Santa got involved in Christmas?I found that Santa was created in 1773..see here..

Hallo..this is some joke that i found here…

Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,

Desperate Housewife

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Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind: Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wavfiles.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support

Have you ever dream about vampire or what we malays called ‘pontianak’?!i have dream it so many times..huhu..last time it happens yesterday..it happens like this..i was laying myself in front of my friend’s pc which broadcasting the movie 300..as i was watching the movie,i am shock that i am in a car with my uncle…and the radio is playing misha omar “pulangkan”, i told my uncle to pump up the volume but my uncle refuse because he said that i will see ‘pontianak’ at the tree if i pump up the volume…i dont believe in him, so i didnt care about the advice..

After that,i try looking into the trees to if my uncle advise is right..suddenly..i saw something at the tree top……and of course what my uncle said was true!!!i was something like the picture above!!!!!!!i thought it was only one ‘pontianak’,then the number was increasing rapidly….and it was all looking at me..imagine the feeling i felt that time…hahaha…suddenly i heard “This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter that anything we can imagine.Give thanks, men…to Leonidas and the brave three hundred.To victory!”…….in was the ending part of 300..lucky me the voice of that man in the movie wake me up or else..i got to face thousand of pontianak…then the movie that i am downloading “Bridge To Terabithia” already finished..i search the english subtitle in the internet and again i watch the next movie!!!!!!arious