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There was once a very good barber in NEW YORK , who gave Free Haircuts to everybody who came into his shop to have their haircuts.

One day a florist went to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he wanted to pay the barber, but  the barber replied:
‘It’s alright, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’
The Florist was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door .

A policeman went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’

The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open his shop,
there was a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian software engineer went for a haircut and he also wanted to pay the barber after the cut.
But the barber replied: ‘I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.’
The Malaysian software engineer was very happy and left.

The next morning when the barber went to open his shop, guess what he found there………….

Can you guess?

Come on, think like a Malaysian…..

have you got the answer ……….. ?????

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Do you know that some super-intelligent engineers have come up with some equation about womens?!..They also got graph on womens. Well you should see this cause it will ring you a bell..hehe..jeng..jeng..jeng..

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Just now i watch this video with Acop. Do you know what happen next?!..I laugh till i burst into tears.This video is so damn funny. I you guys out there want to cheer up your day, better see this video. The way they act are so damn funny.

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.”

The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese”.

“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.”

Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.”

The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”

p/s: This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain

have you ever seen a weird plane?!..hehe..if not welcome to the club..

weird huh?!…well,thats technology dude..

Happy flying..

p/s: i never been on a plane..poor me..

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his
5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON:   “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”

DAD:   “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.

SON:   “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”

DAD:   “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?”

the man said angrily.

SON:    “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an

hour?”

DAD:    “If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.”

SON:     “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON:   “Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?”

The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you
can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then
you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about
why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this
childish behavior.”

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions.

How dare he ask such questions only to get some
money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to

think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that
Rs.50 and he really didn’t ask for money very often.

The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door.

“Are you asleep, son?” He asked.

“No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy.

“I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier” said the

man.

“It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you.. Here’s the

Rs.50 you asked for.”

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you daddy!” He yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry

again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up
at his father.

“Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father
grumbled.

“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.

“Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?

Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with
you.”

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged for his forgiveness.

It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace us in a matter of days.

But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the
rest of their lives.  And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more
into work than to our family.

To find the answer just look down………..

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LOOK DOWN…NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!…gotcha=p