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Continues from the last chapter where Ukitake fired something similar to a cero. Shunsui sees his friend joined the battle is about to say something but gets interrupted by Ukitake. He says Shunsui can’t complain because there are two opponents (Stark and Lilinette) so it’s not cheating for him (Ukitake) to join.

“More importantly, you were about to release bankai, right?” Asks Ukitake and Shunisui just laughed so he continues, “You better not. Your bankai shouldn’t be shown off in such place.” Shunsui goes quiet after his warning.

Ukitake turns his attention back to Stark and he asks if Ukitake really has fird a cero. Ukitake smiles and asks him to try again to find out. Stark fires it immediately ignoring Lilinette’s protest. But the result is the same, Ukitake fires something similar to cero back and forces him to dodge. But after tried again, he sees Ukitake’s left sword would absorb a cero then transfers to the right one. The tags hanging on the rope meant to increase the speed before the energy gets fire again. Stark says this is such a mean ability but instead of being angry Ukitake happily compliments Stark for being able to see right through everything after just three attacks. However Stark asks what would happen if he fires 1,000 shots at once. But before he does anything Shunsui appears from behind aiming to slid his neck off. Stark dodged and fires the gun at him but Shunsui escaped.

“I told you not to do anything out of character.”

“Don’t shove something like that to me.” Whines Shunsui, “If it’s out of my character then this doing things out of character is my character.”

“Huh, I knew it. You are the same as I.” Stark replies.

But before they could attack, the gigantic Garganta opened not far away from where they are fighting. The gate is so big that even Yamamoto’s fire wall (to lock Aizen, Gin and Tousen) looks small. Shunsui and Ukitake are surprised to see Wonderweiss and behind him is a shadow of some gigantic creature. Its head is small compares to its body and has one shiny eye. The only part they could see clearly is its hand. It (sort of) resembles a human’s one but its nails are of the Gillain masks.

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NARUTO 453

Suigetsu : So this Naruto guy took on Pain himself ?

Zetsu : Yes. It seems he became awesomely powerful. It’s possible that he’s stronger than Sasuke.

Sasuke : I don’t care about that. The problem is the Kage Summit !
Is it in Konoha ? Tell us where is it !

We, Taka, are going to the Kage Summit to take the head of the new Hokage !

Tobi : It’s ok with me.

Zetsu splits in half

the white one leads Sasuke
Sasuke has doubts, but he follows him anyway.

Sasuke : We have to scout the area first. If somethings fishy comes up -> Amaterasu ! There’s something I want to test.

Black Zetsu ( To Madara ) : Wonderfully done.

Tobi : Well … Nagato wasted the Rinne Tensei instead of keeping it for me just in case. I didn’t think he could betray us.
Sasuke can become even better … But there’s no point if we can’t control him.
Gedou Mato can’t be linked now
We have to see how things are progressing.

Black zetsu : You prepared something in case Nagato would die ?

Tobi : Just in case. We have been driven to a corner, thanks to Uzumaki Naruto … Our plans will have to wait.
Black Zetsu : What are we going to do ? Are we moving ?

Tobi : I’m done with looking only. We’re going with the Eye of the moon plan.

Then we see Suna.

Kankuro seems to wait for a new puppet.

Karui : What the fuck are you crying about ? I’m the one who should be crying.
Master Killer Bee and Master Yugito will never return. If you have the time to cry, the spits everything you know about Sasuke !

Sai : You don’t have to take it like that. You can help us finding him … You’ll have your whereabouts.

Naruto remembers Jiraiya
Naruto : This master of yours, he’s a Jinchuuriki ?

Team Could is surprised !

Naruto : I’m one as well. Akatsuki wants the Jinchuuriki.

Team Could is surprised again !

Karui : Cool story, blond guy. Then come with us, you’ll tell us about Sasuke.

Naruto : Leave it to me, Sakura-chan !

Karui : Your name ?

Naruto : Uzumaki Naruto

Karui : Naruto !?

So damn smart. Can’t wait to buy it…

Source:Bleach Asylum Credits: Annie

Howling wolves

Continues from the last chapter,

Stark stands up and lifts the gun in his left hand up and says,

“Alright. Let’s go, Lilinette.”

But after a moment with no reply, he hit a gun with his head and it screams back at him.

“That hurts! What if my head cracked? Stupid Stark!”

“Shut up, if you are not concentrated then we could get into trouble!

Beside, in this form how should know which part is what?”

“How many times do I have to tell you that is my head and ahhhh! That is my butt!!! You knew, didn’t you???!!” Lilinette screams when Stark pinches the trigger.

Suddenly, an object fly towards Stark and it’s Shunsui’s hat. Shunsui uses the moment Stark is still confesed to attack him but he managed to dodge.

Stark mumbles his dislike of Shunsui’s sudden attack but the captain doesn’t wait for him to finish.

He uses a smoke certain on the espada then crossing his swords then says,

“Taka Oni”

But before anything happen Stark aims his right gun at Shunsui and fires it and immediately aim the left one to his side.

Shunsui appears on the exact same spot he’s pointing a gun with a small burn on left sleeve.

“Let me finish what I was saying before the interruption.

You’re too rush. This doesn’t suit you, Mr. Captain.” Shunsui chuckels that he meant to finish with the first attack but had to dodge Stark’s one.

Then he asks if what Stark fired was a cero. He admitted.

Then Shunsui asks if it’s alright to guess further how thoes guns can fire more than cero but Stark denies it. Shunsui tells him he’s not good at lying.

Stark hits back that is his word and even if he has to use force, he will make Shunsui release his bankai. He fires “Cero Metraletta” and doesn’t allow Shunsui to escape.

Shunsui tries to dodge while complaining Stark’s cheating (for firing infinite cero).

But before the cero reach Shunsui, Ukitake released his Sokyono Kotowari then fired a wave which resembles a cero.

Stark was stunt and barely escap the attack then stopped to face Ukitake and angrily asks him, “That…that now was…the cero!?”

August

15 Tottenham (A)

19 Stoke (H)

22 Aston Villa (H)

29 Bolton (A)

September

12 Burnley (H)

19 West Ham (A)

26 Hull (H)

October

3 Chelsea (A)

17 Sunderland (A)

24 Man Utd (H)

31 Fulham (A)

November

7 Birmingham (H)

21 Man City (H)

28 Everton (A)

December

5 Blackburn (A)

12 Arsenal (H)

16 Wigan (H)

19 Portsmouth (A)

26 Wolverhampton (H)

28 Aston Villa (A)

January

9 Tottenham (H)

16 Stoke (A)

26 Wolverhampton (A)

30 Bolton (H)

February

6 Everton (H)

9 Arsenal (A)

20 Man City (A)

27 Blackburn (H)

March

6 Wigan (A)

13 Portsmouth (H)

20 Man Utd (A)

27 Sunderland (H)

April

3 Birmingham (A)

10 Fulham (H)

17 West Ham (H)

24 Burnley (A)

May

1 Chelsea (H)

9 Hull (A)

Last week was the slowest internet connection i have ever had at my work place. Seems there was some intermitance in the network.

After days of thinking how to solve the problem. Finally the issue was a hub connected to a switch & the hub got a looping connection..WTF..such a tiny winny problem causing such a havoc around the campus. All users kept asking why internet are so damn slow…bla..bla..bla..

Basics steps that you need to do is :

• block IPs that are caught have a virus or worm.
• check all network port and make sure that there are no looping.

Thats all from a beginner=)

Exhausted, Naruto heads back to the village. There, Kakashi appears and lends him his shoulder
Naruto returns to the village (inside his mind, Kakashi praises him “you held on well”) Naruto is greeted by a large mass of followers

From a distance, Hinata affirms Naruto’s safe return, crying. She remembers how Naruto was always all alone when he was a child and compares it to the present.

Watching Naruto being adored by everyone makes Iruka-sensei cry as well. Sakura approaches Naruto and hits him on the head, hugging him immediately after “Thank you…” Shikamaru’s father calls for an important village meeting (for the jounin squad leaders)

Zetsu is watching this all

“Pain was killed… I’ll report this to Tobi…”
The scene changes to Akatsuki

Zetsu: Pain was killed. I don’t think it’s likely Konan will be coming back
Madara: We cannot prepare link to the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path¹ with two people²
Kisame, you go after the Eight-Tails. I have a little something to do after this
The scene changes to Konoha
Finally, the envoy from Lightning³ arrives in Konoha~ (After a stupid comedic scene or something, they think they may be late)

Tsunade exhausted all of her power. She’s still in her old woman form, in a comatose state

Sakura also say there’s nothing that can be done…

Then there’s a meeting of the Land of Fire to decide on the next Hokage
Before Danzou can nominate himself, Shikamaru’s father say “I recommend Hatake Kakashi!”
Danzou has a look of disgust
Everyone approves, but Danzou roars out
Konoha was destroyed by Jiraiya’s pupil~
The betrayal of our allies, Suna~
Orochimaru’s Konoha Crash~
And finally Uchiha Sasuke becoming a missing-nin~
All of this was caused by the Third Hokage’s naive thoughts~

With this he nominates himself for Hokage

The Fire Country’s Daimyo: Well then, Danzou is appointed* as the Sixth Hokage!

Danzou smiles

The end

The spine possibly has Manda on it

¹ Akatsuki’s sealing statue. The Demonic Statue of the Outer Path.
² I’m not entirely sure about this sentence… it’s a bit confusing.
³ The Kumo-nin. Kumogakure is in the Lightning Country.
* The word used could also mean “nominate”. I’m unsure if Danzou is officially Hokage, especially considering that everyone backed Kakashi.

The Reds amassed their highest points total ever in the Premier League (86) beating the 82 set in 2005-06. It is our highest in the league since 1987-88.

The total of 86 points is more than we needed to clinch 12 of our 18 league titles (all seasons based on three points for a win).

We won 14 points against the other members of the ‘Big Four’. It was as many points as we had won against Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United in the previous three seasons put together.

Liverpool scored 77 league goals this season – our best since 1990-91 when we also scored 77, and finished second in the title race to Arsenal.

16 players scored in the league this season – one fewer than the club record set in 1911-12.

We finished the campaign with a goal difference of +50 - our best for 21 years when we amassed +63 in 1987-88.

The Reds went through a league campaign at Anfield undefeated for the 10th time in their history and for the first time since 1987-88.

We extended our unbeaten run of league games at home to 30 – the best run for 28 years and equalled the fourth best sequence in our history.

We amassed seven more points than when we last won the title in 1989-90 (then it was 79).

We equalled the club record set in 1904-05 by winning 13 away league games.

Liverpool amassed 43 away points this season - the most in our history.

We finished the season averaging 2.26 points per game – the second best ever average in our 94 seasons in the top-flight. The best is 2.33 points in 1978-79 (98 points from 42 games based on 3 pts for a win).

We scored at least three goals in five successive league games for the first time since 1987.

And we netted at least three goals in six successive games in all competitions for the first time in the club’s history.

We only lost two league games this season - our best record since 1987-88 when we also lost twice. That season we drew 12 games but still won the title by nine points from Manchester United.

We became the first team ever to lose only two games in a season and not go on to win the league. Chelsea in 2007-08, 2006-07 and Nottingham Forest 1978-79 were all runners-up having lost three games.

Liverpool ended Chelsea’s 86-match unbeaten home record with a 1-0 victory at Stamford Bridge.

We recorded the club’s first league ‘double’ over Chelsea for 19 years.

A Yossi Benayoun goal ensured we became only the second English team to win in the Bernabeu.

And at Anfield we inflicted upon Real Madrid their biggest ever Champions League defeat as we went goal crazy with a 4-0 win.

Overall we sent Madrid crashing to their heaviest two-legged European defeat in the knockout stages for 20 years.

We recorded our biggest win at Old Trafford for 72 years. It was also the first time four Liverpool players had scored at United in the same game.

Rafael Benitez broke Bill Shankly’s record of 65 European matches as Liverpool manager.

The boss also broke Bob Paisley’s record of 40 European wins.

Rafa recorded his 100th league win as manager in his 181st game. It was the 3rd quickest ever by a Liverpool manager and 50 games faster than Alex Ferguson.

Liverpool have lost only six league games in total in the last two seasons. Manchester United have lost nine. Arsenal have also lost nine and Chelsea eight.

Liverpool finished the season as leading scorers in the Premier League. They scored 77 compared to Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal, who all scored 68.

The Reds boast the highest goals per game average of any team in all four divisions in England (1.93 goals per game) and will finish the season as such unless one of the following happens – Manchester United score nine in the Champions League Final or Chelsea score six in the F.A. Cup Final.